Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎
Dog owners please be aware.
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This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.
Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(
Xylitol is also the typical ingredient in sugar free candies and some baked goods. Other names, if you’re checking labels:
What other names is Xylitol known by? Birch Sugar, E967, Meso-Xylitol, Méso-Xylitol, Sucre de Bouleau, Xilitol, Xylit, Xylite, Xylo-pentane-1,2,3,4,5-pentol.
Me, on fire, looking at this: haha good one
Damn you’re really having a bad day
Am I the good boy? Really??
I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string
So, my fiance is getting me into Avatar: The Last Airbender and decided to show me a clip from the live action movie by M. Night and I just had the most disgusted look on my face the entire time (2.5 minutes) and then I started yelling about, “See, Avatar is something I enjoy. I’m not going to buy the entire line of merch. But HOLY FUCK. LITERALLY NO BENDING EVEN LOOKS SORT OF GOOD. AIRBENDING LOOKS LIKE SHIT. WHOEVER-THE-FUCK THIS ‘ONG’ GUY IS JUST SENDS A MILD WIND LIKE, 'TRIP ON THAT, FIREBENDER.’
Due to my reaction, he wanted to show me a clip from the Dragon Ball Z Evolution live action movie to see my reaction. DBZ is something I have a limited exposure to. I had the same disgusted look on my face with a snarl on my lips and we started talk-yelling about it. He said, "See, I’m not of the opinion that Goku *has* to be Asian, but—” and I squat down and cut him off, “BUT HE HAS TO AT LEAST SORT OF RESEMBLE GOKU IN SOME WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, BUT INSTEAD WE GOT THIS GENERIC 22-YEAR-OLD WHITE GUY PRETENDING TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL WITH ZERO BODY FAT, NO MUSCLES, AND FOR SOME REASON, HE’S FUCKING AIRBENDING.”